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Originally Posted by MadDog

This thread reminds me of this joke:


Three old fellows are in the day room of their nursing home complaining to each other.

The first one says "Oh, this darn prostate of mine. If I could just pee without dribbling, it would be such a relief!"

The second guy says, "I'm so constipated, I'd give anything to move my bowels more than once a week!"

The third guy says, "Every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, no problem. At 7:00 AM I take a nice relaxing dump. My problem is I don't wake up until 7:30!!"

that's too funny