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Farm joke:
A slickster decides to con the farmers that he can talk to the animals, goes out to the barn to prove it. "how are you Ms. chicken?" - "she says she is happy here and likes living on the farm". The farmer beams with pride. And you Ms. Horse, how do you like it here? I think Farmer Brown is a great guy and takes good care of me. And how about you, Ms. sheep? At which point the farmer barges in and says "you know those sheep are all damn liars!!"
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