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Originally Posted by 954Stealth
Let's see how you type after 4 more!
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I was doing some thinking. You've seen a picture of me. I have been on Tinder today out of boredom. Chatting it up with a chick 3 years my elder, but I'd totally get it in.
But I thought to myself...., self...., what are you doing? You're better than this. You should be upping your game.
So I've swiped left to anyone that wasn't a big beautiful dark woman. I have a few matches, but I haven't spoken up yet. Thinking about one on the back of my bike, really gets my coins rolling, if you catch my drift. I just want to ride off into the sunset, and make sweet love to Barry Manilow as the waves crash against the grains of sand.