Well I might as well share a story that's only been told a hand full of times! It was july fourth and me and my girlfriend (now ex) started to escalate in my grandma's basement. Things got out of hand and the next thing I knew, I grabbed some lube I found in a drawer, put it on and started having great sex until things started to get "stuck". I read the label on the "lube" to find out it was super glue..... It wasn't a good day to say the least.
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