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      10-06-2017, 12:28 PM   #1
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Let's Talk About Sex, Baby..

I think this needs a thread of it own, apparently birth control won't have to be covered again.

So guys, Where to stick your penis? We live in a world where you need double protection, and condoms break. I made a good list with a few friends of mine a week or two ago, so here are my suggestions!

1. A mildly heated, but raw chicken. Apparently both holes work.

2. Extra soft, perfectly oiled small towel, has to be warm to give the illusion. Rubber bands optional for grit.

3. Foot rub sex. To this women will gladly participate. You can just jerk yourself off while using the feet, we do a love (dyslexia fucked this one up in the original version ) to get a foot rub.

4. Have one kid that has a tummy ache. It takes away all dreams of sex for at least three years.


But anyway. How is this move fair?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...mepage%2Fstory
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