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Here in South Florida, Audis are an absolute plague. A rampant pestilence, sent by the devil herself to ravage every public motorway. About half of the Audi drivers down here are young females who bought a cheap base-model A3 because they think the LED headlights look cool, and then proceed to drive them at immense speed and miniscule following distances that are incongruent with the level of performance afforded by what is, in essence, a Jetta with leather. The other half are youngish dudes that have made it in to middle management and leased A5s, which they proceed to drive around neighborhoods and school zones like they're Emmerson Fittipaldi on methamphetamines.
As a BMW driver, especially an ///M driver, I feel like I should be one of the worst drivers on the road...but the unholy legion of Audis denies me that right day after day.
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