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      04-29-2022, 03:24 PM   #275
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A woman gets a tattoo of Mike Tyson on her left thigh and it looks terrible. She then gets one of Ali on her right thigh and it too looks terrible. Her friend says she should sue the tattoo artist for permanently scaring her with these bad tattoos.

She goes to court and explains the situation. The judge asks if he can see the evidence which she obliges too. She lifts up her skirt and shows the judge. He looks at her left thigh and says it's a really bad Mike Tyson tattoo. He looks at her right thigh and say that it is the worst Ali tattoo he's ever seen. However, he says Don King in the middle is perfect.
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