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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke
is your buddy okay?
what ensued afterwards?
please tell me he's at least alive
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She was too stupid to actually light him on fire. He was sleeping and woke up to her trying to light his socks on fire. WTF? Who does that?
The last straw was when they got in a huge argument after he found out she was cheating on him with some strip club employee (bouncer? DJ? Manager? I cant recall) that she was secretly stripping at while he was at work to get cash to buy drugs. She tried to leave, he got in front of the car. She hit him with said car. He went up over the hood and landed on his arm on the curb and broke it. She drove off. Police charges and divorce papers were filed shortly after.
Yeah, he's good now. Re-married, kids, balding, 30 pounds heavier. Working a career job for a mega company. The American dream. Totally normal, boring, life.