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      11-26-2015, 10:52 PM   #2751
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F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

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F ASB because he's got the biggest booty (and size matters). Kill Tonka for insinuating that I'm wrapped around his finger. I guess that leaves Axius.
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F ASB because he's got the biggest booty (and size matters). Kill Tonka for insinuating that I'm wrapped around his finger. I guess that leaves Axius.
Hey!!! Bitch ax is mine. Fuck off.

And text me.

And oh yeah, I'd say we have made a huge impact in a man infested place like this if women get viewing pleasure hate these days.

I'm going to update my list. I think I'd marry V1, the hate fucking would be good for the relationship. I'd kill you for trying to steal my pool boy and my one night stand would be you.
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      11-27-2015, 12:30 AM   #2754
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F ASB because he's got the biggest booty (and size matters). Kill Tonka for insinuating that I'm wrapped around his finger. I guess that leaves Axius.
Hey!!! Bitch ax is mine. Fuck off.

And text me.

And oh yeah, I'd say we have made a huge impact in a man infested place like this if women get viewing pleasure hate these days.

I'm going to update my list. I think I'd marry V1, the hate fucking would be good for the relationship. I'd kill you for trying to steal my pool boy and my one night stand would be you.
You'd bang me, and then kill me after? I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
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You'd bang me, and then kill me after? I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
It would make the logistics easier and youd be easy to kill?
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      11-27-2015, 12:37 AM   #2756
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You'd bang me, and then kill me after? I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
It would make the logistics easier and youd be easy to kill?
Are you killing me like a spider because you're going to use me as food, or killing me just because? I can understand your need if it's the former. The latter, I may have to fight back.
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Are you killing me like a spider because you're going to use me as food, or killing me just because? I can understand your need if it's the former. The latter, I may have to fight back.
I'm a pacifist!! And I dislike waste.

Some garlic, pepper, salt and onions, a few carrots and youd be prime meat!

Mmmmm, Biorin....

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      11-27-2015, 01:21 AM   #2758
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Haha - I have nothing to offer and have gained very little in that field. I actually haven't purchased an individual stock in a couple months. Which might be pretty lucky because I remember selling my PBR at over $9.50.

I'd love to shake the hand of the man who said, "being that both of you are hybrids, will your kids be full asian, full white, or halves too?" hahahaha
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      11-27-2015, 03:14 AM   #2759
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Doubtful. I think once you had a one nighter with Biorin, you'd slap a ring on that finger and keep her around.



I'm not one for needless killing, but if forced, i'd kill LannyLove

I'd have a one nighter with Bimmette so that i would know the difference between a real Asian woman and that halfer Biorin that i'd marry. Although, with Biorin's affinity for Bimmette, she'd probably rather me marry her before having the one nighter with Bimmette. Plus, knowing that Biorin is Bimmette's perfect guy, my odds of a 3 way are pretty darn good.

I was going to pick Lups to marry, but i'm not sure i could hold up to the daily sparring. And that doesn't include all the fighting over the driver's seat. Since that wouldn't end well, we'd likely have to drive separate everywhere which would get annoying.
I only ask one match per week?! Like one Saturday evening per week! And I like bruises, they remind me that I actually have to know my shit.
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      11-27-2015, 05:46 AM   #2760
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And I like bruises, they remind me that I actually have to know my shit.
This reminds me of the time I met a girl one night many moons ago. After 8 minutes of talking she told me that she doesn't bite...hard. I fell for the trap
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F ASB because he's got the biggest booty (and size matters). Kill Tonka for insinuating that I'm wrapped around his finger. I guess that leaves Axius.
Dawww, I'd wife you so hard, but you'll have to battle Lups in a KY bikini brawl to find out who would be the ultimate wife.
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      11-27-2015, 08:35 AM   #2763
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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.
F ASB because he's got the biggest booty (and size matters). Kill Tonka for insinuating that I'm wrapped around his finger. I guess that leaves Axius.
Deals off.

Lups, you're in. You better be ready, I get angry over rejection and I'm looking for someone to take it out on! Oh, if you need something to get you in the mood.... I'm DRIVING!

If I get too intense, the safe word is "muskrat". (Something tells me I won't be hearing that word, ever!)
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None. I had a turkey sub from subway for lunch. Was gonna have the other half for dinner but I just realized I forgot it at work
Probably for the better anyways. Subway tastes horrible if you don't eat it right away
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      11-27-2015, 09:14 AM   #2765
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None. I had a turkey sub from subway for lunch. Was gonna have the other half for dinner but I just realized I forgot it at work
Probably for the better anyways. Subway tastes horrible if you don't eat it right away
Haha oh I have low standards. I'll eat it today
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Haha oh I have low standards. I'll eat it today
I prefer my sandwiches fresh, just so you know

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      11-27-2015, 10:31 AM   #2767
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Haha oh I have low standards. I'll eat it today
I prefer my sandwiches fresh, just so you know

@bimmette - I think he's telling you to get YOUR butt into the kitchen and fix him a sandwich!!!

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Deals off.

Lups, you're in. You better be ready, I get angry over rejection and I'm looking for someone to take it out on! Oh, if you need something to get you in the mood.... I'm DRIVING!

If I get too intense, the safe word is "muskrat". (Something tells me I won't be hearing that word, ever!)
There is a song that goes like "you drive me crazy". Horrible song, but it would work with us.
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...., the Britney Spears song?
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Haha oh I have low standards. I'll eat it today
I prefer my sandwiches fresh, just so you know

@bimmette - I think he's telling you to get YOUR butt into the kitchen and fix him a sandwich!!!

Umm yeah, I'll drive him to Subway.
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...., the Britney Spears song?
Wow, Lups actually knows a pop song???
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      11-27-2015, 11:27 AM   #2772
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Wow, Lups actually knows a pop song???
That's why I asked, because I have this small feeling it may be some hard core Finnish rock band song that WE don't know about.
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