What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

jtodd_fl · 06-16-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

I Mohawk my nutscape.

Little landing strip? Eww.

08njSTEP · 06-16-2016, 05:05 PM

No spiked out pointing toward ground.
There was a guy painting for BMW at port jersey. Safety Jane, the BMWNA occupational safety lady, saw his beard and told him he had to shave. The next time she saw him she said,"I thought I told you to shave." He replied,"I did.....it makes my balls itch!"

grimlock · 06-16-2016, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Had the most China chicks - Northern China. But a lot of them are ulterior motive types. Plus, they've got that mainland flavor. Not sure if you guys know what I mean.

Taiwan girls in my experience are more Americanized and easier to establish common ground. Plus, they tend to groom better....

HK girls are too high maintenance and one of them stalked the shit out of me for over two years. Can't deal....

Can't say I know what that mainland flavor is

When I was really young these two hookers (in retrospect) who came to sit at our table swiped my friends phone and was gone in minutes.. that was embarrassing

Lol if you live in one of those expat-heavy apartment blocks, my bro said the gweilo expats and their (nasty) local gfs are always arguing in the hallway in the middle of night etc.

ya gotta know how to say get the fuck away from me!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-16-2016, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Morning

Night .

///M Power-Belgium · 06-16-2016, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.

Even when I smile most people think I'm angry .
So...When I smile people are afraid of me .

Need to say beautiful girls really loves it .

///M Power-Belgium · 06-16-2016, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I like that idea my friend!

I got some Rhubarb jelly. Gonna see her again tomorrow

Important note my friend !!!

Chocolate => "Fenylethylamine"

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I like that idea my friend!

I got some Rhubarb jelly. Gonna see her again tomorrow

Important note my friend !!!

Chocolate => "Fenylethylamine"

Lol. Thank you my friend.

EALm4 · 06-16-2016, 07:01 PM

Is it odd that it's just Thursday and I'm looking to get absolutely wasted tonight?

Mike. · 06-16-2016, 07:29 PM

Sup ya'll

ASBSECU E93 · 06-16-2016, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

Is it odd that it's just Thursday and I'm looking to get absolutely wasted tonight?

Party on Wayne....Party on Garth

1MOREMOD · 06-16-2016, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

Is it odd that it's just Thursday and I'm looking to get absolutely wasted tonight?

No that happens on Mondays usually to me

EALm4 · 06-16-2016, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Sup ya'll

what good

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 08:26 PM

That went well

EALm4 · 06-16-2016, 08:29 PM

tempted to go to the bar down the street to get some wings

Mywifes335 · 06-16-2016, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Can't say I know what that mainland flavor is

When I was really young these two hookers (in retrospect) who came to sit at our table swiped my friends phone and was gone in minutes.. that was embarrassing

Lol if you live in one of those expat-heavy apartment blocks, my bro said the gweilo expats and their (nasty) local gfs are always arguing in the hallway in the middle of night etc.

ya gotta know how to say get the fuck away from me!

Mainland flavor...kinda like in Mandarin, the term, "tu". Kind of uncooth or "country". For instance not knowing how to eat Western food or even just not having manners.

Dude, lots of gweilo love the nasty locals. Like dirtier and browner, the better.

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 10:48 PM

The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.

grimlock · 06-17-2016, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Mainland flavor...kinda like in Mandarin, the term, "tu". Kind of uncooth or "country". For instance not knowing how to eat Western food or even just not having manners.

Dude, lots of gweilo love the nasty locals. Like dirtier and browner, the better.

Oh.. i thought u ate them out

damn fuck these locals are so uneducated.. u have to scream at them to do anything.. peasants.. all of them!

well so long as your not hanging around Wan Chai oggling the 'bar girls' ..

grimlock · 06-17-2016, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.

It has an outlet for a hair dryer?

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.

It has an outlet for a hair dryer?

Yes

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 02:23 PM

How's everyone's Friday so far?

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

How's everyone's Friday so far?

It's a beautiful day here. Lots of topless driving time.
And you?

Banana Hammock · 06-17-2016, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

It's a beautiful day here. Lots of topless driving time.
And you?

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