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      05-24-2016, 04:27 PM   #29041
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MK, you are a true capitalist. We should send you to China to teach them how to spend...free up some of that 20% savings to stimulate the economic growth.
Lol!
I tell people that I am the evil capitalist in my family all the time. They are all academicians and real medical. Not pseudo medical like myself.
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      05-24-2016, 04:29 PM   #29042
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My guess is that he's still lurking the "Ask a girl..." Thread for something to troll on. Or...his real goal, to find a girl whom will talk to him.
LOL!

I think that's going to move forward in the same manner as my quest to build an intergalactic spacecraft. Not.
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      05-24-2016, 04:30 PM   #29043
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Dude...you deserve this after the savings on the ball joint. Do it!
You are a bad influence to the balance of my bank account.

On the other hand, I will need every single horsepower I can find to hang with you in the straights.
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      05-24-2016, 04:30 PM   #29044
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LOL!

I think that's going to move forward in the same manner as my quest to build an intergalactic spacecraft. Not.
Now, you'd build that ship faster than he can grow up and actually get some.
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      05-24-2016, 04:32 PM   #29045
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Yeah. She's all down in the dumps about leaving her bf as she moves into her new apartment today, telling me it's a few blocks from our office building. I was actually impressed that all MY 16's come with sports seats and nice touches my 13 didn't have lol. Then she tells me that she likes me better than this other girl who sits behind her and asking me to get her chips form the kitchen? I asked her, what do I get? Her response? Anything I want
Be careful man...
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      05-24-2016, 04:35 PM   #29046
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You are a bad influence to the balance of my bank account.

On the other hand, I will need every single horsepower I can find to hang with you in the straights.
Thank you. I try to bring value to every relationship I have.

It depends on where we go. I don't want to be accused of starting a Trulli Train. jtodd_fl , this is a racing term and has nothing to do with the comment I just forestalled.

#notasexualterm
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      05-24-2016, 04:37 PM   #29047
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Be careful man...
True. She might as well hang a sign on her crotch that reads:

"Open whenever you're ready"

What you're smelling is her vaj and pheromones.
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      05-24-2016, 04:39 PM   #29049
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True. She might as well hang a sign on her crotch that reads:

"Open whenever you're ready"

What you're smelling is her vaj and pheromones.
Or if she's classy, a simple tattoo with the word, "WELCOME", just above her vaj.
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Thank you. I try to bring value to every relationship I have.

It depends on where we go. I don't want to be accused of starting a Trulli Train. jtodd_fl , this is a racing term and has nothing to do with the comment I just forestalled.

#notasexualterm
Hahaha I may be the one starting the Trulli Train. #nopointbyforyou

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      05-24-2016, 08:48 PM   #29051
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Do you own a home?
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Are you making payments on your first car? Do you have credit card debt?
What's with these types of question. Home ownership? Payments? No credit card debt? What a boring life.

Paying the minimum on a credit card is like free money that people give you. Home ownership is a waste of money because you can't move anywhere you want whenever you want. Payments for cars is just like payments for cell phones - just build it into your monthly bills as a constant.

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I don't have dyno numbers but similar cars with similar mods are making 300-310rwhp.
I didn't know you drove a Honda.


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Getting a Honda service while being a Patel is fun.

The SA comes into the waiting room, and proclaims "Mr. Patel, your car is ready". Instantly, 3-5 Patel's stand up, walk towards the SA, and see that it's not their car. On the return trip back to their seats, they strategically refill their foam coffee cups, and grab a few sugar cookies.

A few moments later, the owner of the car emerges from the bathroom, and claims his vehicle...not before refilling his coffee cup of course.
Aatish, were you at the Patel convention in Atlanta last year?
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      05-24-2016, 09:15 PM   #29052
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Are you making payments on your first car? Do you have credit card debt?
What's with these types of question. Home ownership? Payments? No credit card debt? What a boring life.

Paying the minimum on a credit card is like free money that people give you. Home ownership is a waste of money because you can't move anywhere you want whenever you want. Payments for cars is just like payments for cell phones - just build it into your monthly bills as a constant.


I personally believe in a debt-free lifestyle (mortgage paid off and no car payments) so that I don't have to work if I don't want to. I have had far from a boring life.
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Saving money at the club??? Watching from the outside looking in?

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      05-24-2016, 09:59 PM   #29054
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      05-24-2016, 10:02 PM   #29055
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Hey, is Prenna ok? Serious question
We don't know.
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      05-24-2016, 10:02 PM   #29056
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We don't know.
Did he die? He hasn't posted since January
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Did he die? He hasn't posted since January
He pmed me he did die
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Did he die? He hasn't posted since January
He pmed me he did die
Spooky,

The ghost of Prenna should say hello or something.
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      05-24-2016, 10:04 PM   #29059
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Did he die? He hasn't posted since January
He pmed me he did die
That's not really funny.
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Well sort of how can he pm me if dead, gotcha.
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      05-24-2016, 10:07 PM   #29061
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Well sort of how can he pm me if dead, gotcha.
Don't be joking about him being dead though. He had health problems so it's possible.
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Well sort of how can he pm me if dead, gotcha.
Don't be joking about him being dead though. He had health problems so it's possible.
I hope he's ok. I genuinely liked the guy.
Hopefully he just got tired of us like I did
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