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      08-29-2015, 01:35 AM   #13883
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It is a stupid system- but until they fix it, I'm ok with it.

But cmon guys! Get Tara and I to 1000! That means we're officially mini mods!

I mean, Lups/ look at the power you have. You can literally go into any thread you want and talk about squirrels. Or dicks. Or fishing. Doesn't matter if it's OT or a real forum.

Why?

Cause you're balling out and your rep points mean= respect.

And what's up with me...is I'm about to devoure this extra large pizza by myself.

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Dude multiquotes don't come through to me!


I've done that here always. I'm probably the most hated member also but I have the boys here whipped enough that they all know I am a 48 year old man and a one too and they have realized I'm just entertaining. The only time i was serious, the thread was funny for most and got the whole F8x generation owners on my back nicely.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1164798

Beer. My car is fucked and I'm taking Tara camping tomorrow and my tent is in the car!

You win man, you won! Friday night is yours!
So you're getting rid of the m4 due to the lights??

Hahahahah so almost hitting an animal spooked you enough to say enough Peter?!?

Don't lie- you just deep down want an m6. Manual. Frozen black. White interior.

Take it...take it...

This Friday sucks. I feel fat as fck now and I'm too bloated to go swim it off.
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It is a stupid system- but until they fix it, I'm ok with it.

But cmon guys! Get Tara and I to 1000! That means we're officially mini mods!

I mean, Lups/ look at the power you have. You can literally go into any thread you want and talk about squirrels. Or dicks. Or fishing. Doesn't matter if it's OT or a real forum.

Why?

Cause you're balling out and your rep points mean= respect.

And what's up with me...is I'm about to devoure this extra large pizza by myself.

Sup with you bbygirl?
Dude multiquotes don't come through to me!


I've done that here always. I'm probably the most hated member also but I have the boys here whipped enough that they all know I am a 48 year old man and a one too and they have realized I'm just entertaining. The only time i was serious, the thread was funny for most and got the whole F8x generation owners on my back nicely.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1164798

Beer. My car is fucked and I'm taking Tara camping tomorrow and my tent is in the car!

You win man, you won! Friday night is yours!
So you're getting rid of the m4 due to the lights??

Hahahahah so almost hitting an animal spooked you enough to say enough Peter?!?

Don't lie- you just deep down want an m6. Manual. Frozen black. White interior.

Take it...take it...

This Friday sucks. I feel fat as fck now and I'm too bloated to go swim it off.
Fat ass. Go swim.
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So you're getting rid of the m4 due to the lights??

Hahahahah so almost hitting an animal spooked you enough to say enough Peter?!?

Don't lie- you just deep down want an m6. Manual. Frozen black. White interior.

Take it...take it...

This Friday sucks. I feel fat as fck now and I'm too bloated to go swim it off.
But I don't want one

I probably trade off the Audi and get an M3. If we exclude the fact that Peter can't be driven when I can drive, I love him to bits.

Don't worry, you can be fat and we still love ya.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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So you're getting rid of the m4 due to the lights??

Hahahahah so almost hitting an animal spooked you enough to say enough Peter?!?

Don't lie- you just deep down want an m6. Manual. Frozen black. White interior.

Take it...take it...

This Friday sucks. I feel fat as fck now and I'm too bloated to go swim it off.
But I don't want one

I probably trade off the Audi and get an M3. If we exclude the fact that Peter can't be driven I can drive, I love him to bits.

Don't worry, you can be fat and we still love ya.
Are you going to get the m3 in automatic?

Oops...I mean double clutch?
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Are you going to get the m3 in automatic?

Oops...I mean double clutch?
What's the emoticon for a bitchslap?

No, dct's are not for me.
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Are you going to get the m3 in automatic?

Oops...I mean double clutch?
What's the emoticon for bitchslap?


Noooo idea but Feel free to spank me for asking such a stupid question
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Noooo idea but Feel free to spank me for asking such a stupid question
I will cash in on this one day.

I respect the technology and I have driven them enough to know the gains but it is not a transmission for me.

I got out of jail card big time because I was driving a manual with no shoes on on my latest road trip. And it was a female cop.
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Noooo idea but Feel free to spank me for asking such a stupid question
I will cash in on this one day.

I respect the technology and I have driven them enough to know the gains but it is not a transmission for me.

I got out of jail card big because I was driving a manual with no shoes on on my latest road trip. And it was a female cop.
Yeahhhh, you know I test drove an m4 last weekend in a manual. First time, and it was honestly a TON of fun.

It really pains me to admit it- but the f8x MT fits that car better than the m6. I honestly think I'm keeping the m6 as is in a manual simply out of pride, knowing what I'm giving up as well.

Its much more responsive/handles turns so much better too than the m6.

So tell me...when you and this female cop joined forces, did it look like this? Kinda? Just a little? Has anyone ever told you you look like baby spice? (The blonde one)
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It's so fucking hot down here still, I'm trying listen to a podcast but all I hear is this dude panting all hard
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Yeahhhh, you know I test drove an m4 last weekend in a manual. First time, and it was honestly a TON of fun.

It really pains me to admit it- but the f8x MT fits that car better than the m6. I honestly think I'm keeping the m6 as is in a manual simply out of pride, knowing what I'm giving up as well.

Its much more responsive/handles turns so much better too than the m6.

So tell me...when you and this female cop joined forces, did it look like this? Kinda? Just a little? Has anyone ever told you you look like baby spice? (The blonde one)
M5/6 are more serious. My car is a toy so it has to be fun.

The cop was really cool. She asked me why she pulled me over and I told her the truth: Her radar was blocked from my rd and I was passing trucks and speeding. She asked me how fast I think I was going and I told her if I say anything below 95 it's me lying.

Then we talked army days and fishing. Awesome way to be pulled over.
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Wondering what trouble Lups has our sweet and innocent bimmette into right about now...?
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Wondering what trouble Lups has our sweet and innocent bimmette into right about now...?
I'm stuck in traffic.
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I'm stuck in traffic.
That sucks....what song are you blasting?
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That sucks....what song are you blasting?
Silence since the jeep doesn't Bluetooth. And power is out, so I cant get any petrol since no cash.
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Silence since the jeep doesn't Bluetooth. And power is out, so I cant get any petrol since no cash.
Lups - this is me....SMH....surely you'll not let a thing like no fuel stop you from a weekend fishing trip with Tara..?
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Hectic day.
Had to go out of state to pick up some items with a vehicle with the most trunk space.
I also might have to go to Purdue Univ at WLafayette IN within a same day.
There are no ticket to go to Lafayette directly, so I need to rent a car at Indianapolis.
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Lups - this is me....SMH....surely you'll not let a thing like no fuel stop you from a weekend fishing trip with Tara..?
Lol we are here. She's making fun of my pro fisher hat that has tags on it still. I'm telling her this is how all the cool kids roll.
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We have a roof over our head but Anna insists on putting up a tent :
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We have a roof over our head but Anna insists on putting up a tent :
Come on! Its your first trip to the wilderness. I'm making sure it wont happen again.
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