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      11-09-2017, 02:26 PM   #51129
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Can't do that my friend .Seriously I need 1000 % concentration for my work .
says the man with chocolate tits. lol
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      11-09-2017, 02:27 PM   #51130
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Yours look yummy too.
Yeah , actually it is . I heard Belgian chocolate is not cheap in the US.
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says the man with chocolate tits. lol
Eating tits is like a testosterone booster !
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Medicine for me. Helps me sleep. Otherwise I sleep about 10 hours a week.
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To answer your question: I just know things. Knower of all knowing.


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So , a guy from Barcelona knows that a guy in California is bat shit crazy ?
It's a small world - haven't you realized that? Why are you convinced "he's" a "guy"?


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In what type of Porsche he drives ? Color ?
Even I know it's a red Cayman
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      11-09-2017, 02:38 PM   #51134
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And I love my baby I could just kiss her cheeks all day long. Gobble her up
Sara ,how are things at your work ?
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^ you know how many times that baby puked on those cheeks??!!!!!
Yup. Zero. It goes straight into her lap

There is nothing scarier than a toddler that says "Mommy I'm going to throw up" while strapped her carseat
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Medicine for me. Helps me sleep. Otherwise I sleep about 10 hours a week.
I know . I helps sick people as well .
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      11-09-2017, 02:48 PM   #51137
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It's a small world - haven't you realized that? Why are you convinced "he's" a "guy"?




Even I know it's a red Cayman
C5 posted a pic from his huge feet along his dog. I never saw a chick with feet from that size ..I'm pretty sure he can walk on water !

What you know about his car ,you know that from me .You saw my post yesterday on here .

No , the reality is not a small world .
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I know . I helps sick people as well .
Try it for a couple days. See how long you last. Insomnia + serial entrepreneur = what sleep?
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      11-09-2017, 03:07 PM   #51139
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It's a small world - haven't you realized that? Why are you convinced "he's" a "guy"?

Even I know it's a red Cayman
He's a lady. Now stop answering his questions.


It's actually a red 928. Not even an S model.
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He's a lady. Now stop answering his questions.


It's actually a red 928. Not even an S model.
He had a GF with black hair ,she looked older . And he bought her an expensive engagement ring , but she walked anyway !
I'm pretty sure he's an Asian dude .

A 928 ? That's BS , or it's not him .
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Anyone traveling over the Thanksgiving break? Wife and I decided to head up to NJ/NY, though we'll be driving. Last minute plans so flying would entitle us getting a 2nd mortgage.
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      11-09-2017, 03:54 PM   #51142
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Anyone traveling over the Thanksgiving break? Wife and I decided to head up to NJ/NY, though we'll be driving. Last minute plans so flying would entitle us getting a 2nd mortgage.
Not Thanksgiving but after Christmas and through New Years.
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Anyone traveling over the Thanksgiving break? Wife and I decided to head up to NJ/NY, though we'll be driving. Last minute plans so flying would entitle us getting a 2nd mortgage.
I gotta fly back to Houston the following week for a couple days...then I'm not leaving Colorado until ski season ends.
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Anyone traveling over the Thanksgiving break? Wife and I decided to head up to NJ/NY, though we'll be driving. Last minute plans so flying would entitle us getting a 2nd mortgage.
Buddy is coming up from the south on the 23rd, will be hunting from then until Wednesday slaughtering Bambi and his family.
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Buddy is coming up from the south on the 23rd, will be hunting from then until Wednesday slaughtering Bambi and his family.
I remember back in the day 1992 when I was a lower case g I had my first Bambi burger.

Tasty.
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I remember back in the day 1992 when I was a lower case g I had my first Bambi burger.

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Same pussy for a decade. It must be phenomenal
Isnt that the same with dicks for ya? What about a perfect relation but too short small tube? What to prefer if you cant have both? Change the dick, eh?
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I remember back in the day 1992 when I was a lower case g I had my first Bambi burger.

Tasty.
That's all I made last year was ground and a bit of jerky. Great for chili, pasta, burgers, meatballs and gravy, etc.


Going out today after work, little bit of snow on the car, cool breeze, should be some good movement near sundown.
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Isnt that the same with dicks for ya? What about a perfect relation but too short small tube? What to prefer if you cant have both? Change the dick, eh?
Chicks can order a big dick (tarzan dick) in no time..
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