What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Not when I was done.

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[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I am sure this is exactly what the Queen Mum had in mind.

Haha actually normally it's the weekend Vancouverites cross the border and go crazy shopping in the US, but due to the dollar, they are refraining a bit.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Some times the dog will get done with his piss after i'm done and he'll be trotting back to the door and stop. Look around and then put his nose to the ground. Within a few seconds he's locked on to the tree i just watered. He smells it for like 2 minutes! I'm like dude, you follow me into the bathroom when i piss all the time. You KNOW that's mine! It's like he's confused because i didn't piss into a bowl of water or something. Maybe he's just making doubly sure he doesn't need to cover it up with his own.

The bitches though.... apparently my pee brings all the bitches to the yard.

I think if you do literally ANYTHING out of normal operations, it has to confuse the dogs. They are so used to everything being the same, food time, pee time, how humans eat/poo, the slightest change has to be a complete mindfuck.

Mine apparently brings cats. There were turkeys back there last week too. Must have really odd smelling piss.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Happy Victoria Day. Do you guys eat turkey or something?

No, they sit around a campfire, eat poutine, talk about hockey, and share bags of ketchup chips.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

My house is always clean, so there's literally nothing to ever clean.


Even the toilets stay sparkly because I just shit in the woods in the backyard.

Can confirm - he made me go #2 in the woods....caught poison ivy, now I have the 'itchy ass'.....

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - he made me go #2 in the woods....caught poison ivy, now I have the 'itchy ass'.....

I soooo did not MAKE you, it was meant to be a polite friendly offer.


Plus, you wouldn't have gotten itchy ass if you just used the pooper log to sit on!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Some times the dog will get done with his piss after i'm done and he'll be trotting back to the door and stop. Look around and then put his nose to the ground. Within a few seconds he's locked on to the tree i just watered. He smells it for like 2 minutes! I'm like dude, you follow me into the bathroom when i piss all the time. You KNOW that's mine! It's like he's confused because i didn't piss into a bowl of water or something. Maybe he's just making doubly sure he doesn't need to cover it up with his own.

The bitches though.... apparently my pee brings all the bitches to the yard.

The worst is if the dog tried to mark the spot....while you're still mid-stream.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I soooo did not MAKE you, it was meant to be a polite friendly offer.


Plus, you wouldn't have gotten itchy ass if you just used the pooper log to sit on!

You said - 'either the ivy patch or the briar patch'.

I picked the lesser evil

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You said - 'either the ivy patch or the briar patch'.

I picked the lesser evil

Well, come on, could have said the rose bushes but didn't want you to fall in those either!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

so is that the day you gave "it" to her?

Yeah. Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. No. No herpes. Thank God!

Nah man..... Why you so fascinated by the size of gifts?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - he made me go #2 in the woods....caught poison ivy, now I have the 'itchy ass'.....

Herpes? PoorLurker thinks I have it.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I should have been more specific, we were laying in bed and she was on the gram-- and she's like wow this cup is so cool. It was my idea to search and get it for her. I was going to get flowers for her this week, but my thought was that she could use this cup more than some flowers. She never asked persay, I just did an impulse buy!

Also, this is not the stripper. The stripper we deaded like a month and a half ago.



those arent her nails! this was a stock photo. But yes, those nails are terrible!!! hahah

You know, Mike, I was gonna comment on those nails too. Any chick with those nails... Watch out! Lol!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You know, Mike, I was gonna comment on those nails too. Any chick with those nails... Watch out! Lol!

Dealt with a chick that had nails like that, once. Still have the scars on my back.


InB4 what-was-his-name jokes. InB4 black. InB4 bestiality.

[1MOREMOD]

Goats dont have claws

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dealt with a chick that had nails like that, once. Still have the scars on my back.


InB4 what-was-his-name jokes. InB4 black. InB4 bestiality.

^thats entertainment!

I distinctly remember one DR girl...the same one with the DDs and the matching hoop earrings and necklace that said "Marilyn". She had those nails.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

^thats entertainment!

I distinctly remember one DR girl...the same one with the DDs and the matching hoop earrings and necklace that said "Marilyn". She had those nails.

The one who wanted the co-sign?!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

The one who wanted the co-sign?!

Different one.

Edit: Ingrid

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh great...make me look like the pretentious asshole.



The day you hire a cleaning lady is the day you'll say "Why TF haven't I done this years ago!?"

Someone had to go first!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The day you hire a cleaning lady is the day you'll say "Why TF haven't I done this years ago!?"

Same thing for pool service and lawn for that matter.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Someone had to go first!!

No problem, mister M6, i8, M4 GTS and 991 GT3 RS.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Same thing for pool service and lawn for that mater.

Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by RJ_

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

I'd rather goto the gym and have Alberto do the raking.