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      06-17-2016, 06:27 PM   #31373
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He needs sexual education from Casanova..
I think i know what the problem is.. it has to be 'mutual'

I'd like to hear your sex tips.. that don't include skewering the girl like a lamb on roast
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pics? hehe

caviar served on gold leaf? high maintenance.. Aatish can afford
Remind me tonight lol
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pics? hehe

caviar served on gold leaf? high maintenance.. Aatish can afford
You didn't saw her ?
Seriously..I got her pic via PM (still have it) and I'm sure this girl can ride for hours !
Kinda Gothic style...But reallyyyyy.....sexy as hell !
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Remind me tonight lol


u have my bro promise i won't jerk off.. to it directly/with it open
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You didn't saw her ?
Seriously..I got her pic via PM (still have it) and I'm sure this girl can ride for hours !
Kinda Gothic style...But reallyyyyy.....sexy as hell !
you've jerked to it already ..
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So r u guys just at the friends stage, or do u touch do b/gf things? just curious, don't have to answer
We've known each other for a while. Started friends, moved up the latter, life got in the way, back down to good friends. Right now it's good friends. Working on advancing forward.

Touching, yes. BF/GF shit, sorta.
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u have my bro promise i won't jerk off.. to it directly/with it open
Or, you could ask ///M Power-Belgium :b
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I think i know what the problem is.. it has to be 'mutual'

I'd like to hear your sex tips.. that don't include skewering the girl like a lamb on roast
I've told you many times. Think with your brain, not your dick.
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I think i know what the problem is.. it has to be 'mutual'

I'd like to hear your sex tips.. that don't include skewering the girl like a lamb on roast
Indeed !
He needs to be really gentle with Nia...
But...I need to say some girls loves it rough as well ..
Just looked at her pic again and her heavy make up and I'm 90% sure she has a rough side ...
Don't get it/me wrong she really fits with that kind of make up !
In short...It's a hot chick !
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I've told you many times. Think with your brain, not your dick.
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My friend..Don't take it too long with your brain alone...
Otherwise...Others come with a dick !
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We've known each other for a while. Started friends, moved up the latter, life got in the way, back down to good friends. Right now it's good friends. Working on advancing forward.

Touching, yes. BF/GF shit, sorta.
hmm.. interesting..

man, just get it over with.. actually no, you're probably doing it right, the chase is much funner than actually getting it

sidenote: have you ever got blue balls so bad after seeing your girl, but didn't get it off, that u had to pull over and 'help yourself'? happened to me before deep into a relationship.. these girls know how to work you up
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I've told you many times. Think with your brain, not your dick.
easier said than done.. stop arguing with evolution

damn i want to go out and find me a girl off summer break? lol i'm so evil
this is why single, more advanced in age men should not rule the world

youth, money, experience = nobody should have all three or it will be the end of the world

enjoy your youth, guys, or you will disappointed me
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hmm.. interesting..

man, just get it over with.. actually no, you're probably doing it right, the chase is much funner than actually getting it

sidenote: have you ever got blue balls so bad after seeing your girl, but didn't get it off, that u had to pull over and 'help yourself'? happened to me before deep into a relationship.. these girls know how to work you up
The chase is the fun the part. I like a challenge; she is a challenge. One challenge is distance. I travel in-between NY and IL. LDRs don't work with her.

I usually go in expecting absolutely nothing but a nice dinner/lunch/coffee. Expectations are usually beat.
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I've told you many times. Think with your brain, not your dick.
Also, your brain must be really powerful...
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      06-17-2016, 06:46 PM   #31387
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you've jerked to it already ..
That's for kids my friend !
I present to you..."Alice"
But for the moment I'm fishing after Wendy as well at work, but sadly she's married ..but we never know
Anyway here is Alice ..
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easier said than done.. stop arguing with evolution

damn i want to go out and find me a girl off summer break? lol i'm so evil
this is why single, more advanced in age men should not rule the world

youth, money, experience = nobody should have all three or it will be the end of the world

enjoy your youth, guys, or you will disappointed me
I get told that everyday. Sometimes I wonder wether it would've been better is I was like most guys today...
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The chase is the fun the part. I like a challenge; she is a challenge. One challenge is distance. I travel in-between NY and IL. LDRs don't work with her.

I usually go in expecting absolutely nothing but a nice dinner/lunch/coffee. Expectations are usually beat.
jesus christ! i would have shot myself if i were you .. no wonder you're rich!
the urge is strong in me.. when it dies and I can accomplish something, I'm afraid I will not have any more urge
so is life
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That's for kids my friend !
I present to you..."Alice"
But for the moment I'm fishing after Wendy as well at work, but sadly she's married ..but we never know
Anyway here is Alice ..
*drool*
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I get told that everyday. Sometimes I wonder wether it would've been better is I was like most guys today...
i tell u, (grabbing hold your metaphorical collar) its one thing or the other - you can't have both (or all).. trade-off, what is more important to you

blue balls is very unconductive to work, accumulation, necessary for wealth/power.. but ironically it's also the source

I tell you, (), we have not evolved much from Genghis Khan, rape pillage, conquer.. are in the DNA of all men. Civilization (+women) have just done a good job covering over these instincts, we are animals.. with culture
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i tell u, (grabbing hold your metaphorical collar) its one thing or the other - you can't have both (or all).. trade-off, what is more important to you

blue balls is very unconductive to work, accumulation, necessary for wealth/power.. but ironically it's also the source

I tell you, (), we have not evolved much from Genghis Khan, rape pillage, conquer.. are in the DNA of all men. Civilization (+women) have just done a good job covering over these instincts, we are animals.. with culture
Dammit Grimy. You wrinkled my collar (metaphorically) and always get me thinking with your deep posts.
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I get told that everyday. Sometimes I wonder wether it would've been better is I was like most guys today...
well, also, everybody is different, i don't know your level of sex drive.. maybe mine just high (and Belgium's also)
within my family, friends, yes I am definitely the odd man out.. so I don't know if I'm just honest, or the weird one
I think you will just find your own level, in accordance to what society accepts of you.
But never live according to what society wants from you, expects of you - this will only please the person with these expectations of you, not yourself.
The process of maturation/indepedence is re-orienting yourself to your own goals and desires, so that you are no longer subconciously fulfilling the goals of your parents/society.. before finding out it's too late.
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Dammit Grimy. You wrinkled my collar (metaphorically) and always get me thinking with your deep posts.
I am your blessing.. or curse.. that is for you to judge.
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